Who is Craig and why does he have his own list?
Why does my hair always look nice the day I am scheduled to get it cut?
Why do I close the door when using the bathroom, even though I’m alone in my house?
Why do my kids get sick when I have plans?
Why is my house dustier than any of my friends’ and neighbors’ houses?
What mom has her own “mom cave,” and how do I get one?
Are my children the only average children in the world?
Who really thinks low-rise jeans are comfortable?
Is it wrong to talk on the phone while using the bathroom?
Why do I say “No problem” when I mean “What, are you crazy?”?
Why do I have to look behind every shower curtain before I go to the bathroom? (And as a follow up, what would I do if someone was actually standing there?)
Am I the only person who doesn’t truly understand pi? And doesn’t care?
Who reads the 693-page manual that comes with the TI 84 plus calculator that my son was required to have in high school?
Who is the voice on my GPS? And how do I get that job?
How did Snooki get a book on the NY Times Bestseller List?
Where should I look while my dog is “doing her business” – at her, or away? (Before I scoop, of course!)
Am I the only mother who hates the question “What’s for dinner?”?
Why do I feel the need to explain to telemarketers why I cannot buy what they are selling?
And the biggest question of all…
Why can’t I win the lottery?
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